Mrs. Olsen, and her tech Dyan, were taken by surprise on Glurch day. One of their kids had molded his Glurch, and then said, "This looks like a vibrator." The two of them, "What?" " You know a vibrator." Makes you wonder what goes on at their house! At that moment they were uncontrollably laughing their guts out, and couldn't gain their composure. When another student holds up their Glurch, and asks them to look at his. They look over and see an exact replica of what you might see if you were looking at a naked ninety year old man. Gross! Now, at this point Dyan loses it, and laughs so hard she is crying, and worrying the mother that had come to class. The story in their words, hilarious, but I wish I could have been there!
Our class found out if they played with their Glurch enough, it would fart! We sent home the recipe for Glurch, today. So now many of you can have some similar experiences at home!
We took our class to the vestibule, and let them run. One little girl ran, and came in last. She gets mad at her shoes and calls them dumb, because they couldn't run fast. Next time she runs, she runs in her socks. Comes in last again. This time, you guessed it. She hated her socks, because they couldn't run fast either. At this point she is disgusted with her socks and shoes, lets out a big breath, and puts her head down on her knees. Gees, mom can't you buy your kid some faster socks and shoes!
I just thought of an old one. The first year I was tech, the kids were going down the double slide. A few decided to go down the hump in the middle. One of the kids comes up to me, and says, "Teacher, I'm going down the butt crack slide!" I haven't looked at that slide the same, since.
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