The conversation was between a boy and girl. The girl asked the boy if he went to church. He said no. The little girl, Oh your bad! No, I just don't want to. Some people do and some people don't. I just stood there and nodded my head.
I'm set. I have three dollars and a tarantula!
A conversation at a table went something like this.. have you ever ate an ant. No, but my dad did once. Was it gross, did you watch him. No, I don't think I was alive yet.
This is gross, but if you were there it was pretty funny. One of our little girls kept flushing the toilet. Andrea told her to quit flushing it. The little girl pointed to something in the toilet. Andrea thought I needed to see the problem, and I declined, but she made me look. In the toilet was a giant poop log. What on earth are these kids eating! It was sitting just a certain way so it wouldn't flush. We were all grossed out. Andrea tells the girl to just pee on it, and we will get it taken care of. Kim, comes back in and we are laughing. We told her there was a surprise in the potty for her. She goes in. Yup that's a seriously big problem. Why does this stuff always happen in my room? I asked if she wanted me to go get Mr. Hall. She said that he would just make fun of her. So, she went and got something out of the cupboard, and entered the bathroom. I hear the toilet flush. She comes back out and says that it went down, she just had to manipulate it a little. Gross! Now,you know why teachers need to get paid more. They are dealing with all of our kids crap! Ha ha!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
I just though of a few more, and I have to write them down now, or I will forget.
It never fails when we are showing them a picture of the capital building or the white house, someone will always say,"It's the temple!" I think it's a Utah thing.
One day we had Mrs. Tingey come in and read the kids a story. When she was done she was visiting with them. One of the boys at the front told her that his sister said she was mean, and that he should beware of her. Poor Mrs. Tingey. She wanted to know who that little boys sis was, and she told him that she wasn't mean at all. That's what is so fun about kindergartners, they say exactly what is on their minds.
It never fails when we are showing them a picture of the capital building or the white house, someone will always say,"It's the temple!" I think it's a Utah thing.
One day we had Mrs. Tingey come in and read the kids a story. When she was done she was visiting with them. One of the boys at the front told her that his sister said she was mean, and that he should beware of her. Poor Mrs. Tingey. She wanted to know who that little boys sis was, and she told him that she wasn't mean at all. That's what is so fun about kindergartners, they say exactly what is on their minds.
A few Oldies
My first year of kindergarten, one of the boys got a bloody nose, and we all know why, right? So, he says that he would tell us the truth. He was picking his nose, pulled the booger out, and the stem was still attached. Gross but funny!
A little girl in class got really excited when she thought of something that started with the letter N. As, I was walking past I glanced down at her paper, and couldn't believe my eyes. She had drawn a picture of a pair of boobs. I had Mrs. Finlayson take a look, and she asked her what she was drawing. She said you know nipples. Anna, quickly said like the nipple of a bottle. No, like the nipples on us! Teacher went and called her mom to warn her of what was coming home. Her mom simply stated that it was probably time to stop breastfeeding.
As I was trying to squeeze my through the kids to get to the front of the line, one of them said "That must be hard with a big belly." I had been deflated for the rest of the day. A five year old can either totally lift you up, or squash you right to the ground.
A little girl in class got really excited when she thought of something that started with the letter N. As, I was walking past I glanced down at her paper, and couldn't believe my eyes. She had drawn a picture of a pair of boobs. I had Mrs. Finlayson take a look, and she asked her what she was drawing. She said you know nipples. Anna, quickly said like the nipple of a bottle. No, like the nipples on us! Teacher went and called her mom to warn her of what was coming home. Her mom simply stated that it was probably time to stop breastfeeding.
As I was trying to squeeze my through the kids to get to the front of the line, one of them said "That must be hard with a big belly." I had been deflated for the rest of the day. A five year old can either totally lift you up, or squash you right to the ground.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
I hear the funniest things..
Everyday while I am at work I hear the funniest things come out of the mouths of the kindergarteners I get to work with. Here are a few from last week...
Teacher says not to worry about the ghost and goblin because they are not real. One of the kids says that's not true, what about the Holy Ghost.
Teacher asked who the man was on one of the coins, a student yells out "Josh Bush."
One of the girls noticed that something was stinky, so she kept sniffing around saying things like ew what is that something stinks. Teacher looked at her and said plug your nose and pay attention!
One little cutie told her mom that she had some rocks on her spot on the rug, and when she was asked if she told the teacher, she said no, because teacher and Mrs. Warner were chatting. I told her mom that we sit the kids on the rug say "kyhfodie" not sure if that is right and then sit and "chat" with each other, hoping they will teach themselves while on the rug!
Anyway, there's a start! I hope to hear more from the cuties at our school.
Teacher says not to worry about the ghost and goblin because they are not real. One of the kids says that's not true, what about the Holy Ghost.
Teacher asked who the man was on one of the coins, a student yells out "Josh Bush."
One of the girls noticed that something was stinky, so she kept sniffing around saying things like ew what is that something stinks. Teacher looked at her and said plug your nose and pay attention!
One little cutie told her mom that she had some rocks on her spot on the rug, and when she was asked if she told the teacher, she said no, because teacher and Mrs. Warner were chatting. I told her mom that we sit the kids on the rug say "kyhfodie" not sure if that is right and then sit and "chat" with each other, hoping they will teach themselves while on the rug!
Anyway, there's a start! I hope to hear more from the cuties at our school.
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