The conversation was between a boy and girl. The girl asked the boy if he went to church. He said no. The little girl, Oh your bad! No, I just don't want to. Some people do and some people don't. I just stood there and nodded my head.
I'm set. I have three dollars and a tarantula!
A conversation at a table went something like this.. have you ever ate an ant. No, but my dad did once. Was it gross, did you watch him. No, I don't think I was alive yet.
This is gross, but if you were there it was pretty funny. One of our little girls kept flushing the toilet. Andrea told her to quit flushing it. The little girl pointed to something in the toilet. Andrea thought I needed to see the problem, and I declined, but she made me look. In the toilet was a giant poop log. What on earth are these kids eating! It was sitting just a certain way so it wouldn't flush. We were all grossed out. Andrea tells the girl to just pee on it, and we will get it taken care of. Kim, comes back in and we are laughing. We told her there was a surprise in the potty for her. She goes in. Yup that's a seriously big problem. Why does this stuff always happen in my room? I asked if she wanted me to go get Mr. Hall. She said that he would just make fun of her. So, she went and got something out of the cupboard, and entered the bathroom. I hear the toilet flush. She comes back out and says that it went down, she just had to manipulate it a little. Gross! Now,you know why teachers need to get paid more. They are dealing with all of our kids crap! Ha ha!
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