My first year of kindergarten, one of the boys got a bloody nose, and we all know why, right? So, he says that he would tell us the truth. He was picking his nose, pulled the booger out, and the stem was still attached. Gross but funny!
A little girl in class got really excited when she thought of something that started with the letter N. As, I was walking past I glanced down at her paper, and couldn't believe my eyes. She had drawn a picture of a pair of boobs. I had Mrs. Finlayson take a look, and she asked her what she was drawing. She said you know nipples. Anna, quickly said like the nipple of a bottle. No, like the nipples on us! Teacher went and called her mom to warn her of what was coming home. Her mom simply stated that it was probably time to stop breastfeeding.
As I was trying to squeeze my through the kids to get to the front of the line, one of them said "That must be hard with a big belly." I had been deflated for the rest of the day. A five year old can either totally lift you up, or squash you right to the ground.
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