I hear the funniest things..

Everyday while I am at work I hear the funniest things come out of the mouths of the kindergarteners I get to work with. Here are a few from last week...

Teacher says not to worry about the ghost and goblin because they are not real. One of the kids says that's not true, what about the Holy Ghost.

Teacher asked who the man was on one of the coins, a student yells out "Josh Bush."

One of the girls noticed that something was stinky, so she kept sniffing around saying things like ew what is that something stinks. Teacher looked at her and said plug your nose and pay attention!

One little cutie told her mom that she had some rocks on her spot on the rug, and when she was asked if she told the teacher, she said no, because teacher and Mrs. Warner were chatting. I told her mom that we sit the kids on the rug say "kyhfodie" not sure if that is right and then sit and "chat" with each other, hoping they will teach themselves while on the rug!

Anyway, there's a start! I hope to hear more from the cuties at our school.